iLLegiTiMaTe²

Soooo I've been illegitimate,

Ever since a lil' kid,

Never did i really blend,

In with my surroundings,

Did i mention ,I was a found Ling,

No wonder the governor told the doctor to drown me,

Sold me as candy to a chimpanzee in a van three,

Years after my birth...

" are you kiddin' me !??"

No...thats a symptom of my illegitimacy...

Metaphorically

Literally...

I'm illegitimate, ain't nobody iller than me,

Such a degenerate, & sentamental as Ellen Duh Gee,

I'm so illiterate, but I don't mean that literally,

literally, shmid early metaphorically, subliminaly, & prehistoricly.....

...aaaand if I had a stem cell that was activated,

I wouldn't need to sell any more smack to make it,

In fact the matrix, actually has the patience,

For all the games & charades which..

Never everrrrrrr reallllly bothered me a bit..

All the weed I hit,

Can't go a day without its leadership,

Roll up a spliff & squeeze it between my lips,

& I need me a chick ,dont gotta be no princess ,

Unless she invests in pintrest ,

Or twitter or glitter, or grinder or hitter

No time to act bitter

Is it a true crime that i've slit her....

Throat ,

its just an open investigation,

If you test my patience,

I suggest you weigh which,

Options you feel safe with,

Cuz I know you feel safe get,

Your safe hit & brain split,

All over the pave-mint, just 4 engaging in deranged things,

With a strange breed ,

Of insane fiends,

That feel no shame ,seems,

Like you need to re-arrange things,

And learn 2 better gauge things,

& refrain from being a pain sting,

In the ass of main stream,

Pullin' on your chain links,

Til everything your brain thinks ,

has been drained, leaked ,

Into the main sink

Soooo I've been illegitimate,

Ever since a lil' kid,

Never did i really blend,

In with my surroundings,

Did i mention ,I was a found Ling,

No wonder the governor told the doctor 2 drown me,

Sold me as candy to a chimpanzee in a van 3,

Years after my birth...

" are you kiddin' me?"

No...thats a symptom of my illegitimacy,

Metaphorically

Literally,

Keep my amalgam outchyer' mouth son,

You like being in the middle of things,

Like Malcom,

"Nope..not me!"..

Then how come,

you spoutin' about the outcome ,

When you haven't even come out of..

The closet,

That you should've closed & locked it,

But..

Your'e like what David Hogg is,

A Crisis actors fake being shot script,

I stay constant when sayin' what's obnoxious,

Post that on tic tok bitch,

Laaa dee-daaaa-dee...deeez nuts,

As long as you dont deny i'm the hottest son of a bitch, just a stubborn prick,

That doesnt need to eat McDonalds to be lovin' it,

You suck at this...

"At what?"...

At sucking dick ...

"Oh, that nut?",

Man...you have guts,

Plus intelligence level above average ,

As a matter of fiction its fact this,

Flat earth rappers spittin' mad hits,

Got em doin' backflips..

Wait

..hit the breaks...

Stop the train ..quick..

But stay clipped,

Into your seats make,

Your way down the steps and dont speak ,thanks....