Jesus ain’t coming back

Jesus said he was coming soon

But it’s been 2000 years like boom

He ain’t comin back he’s good as dead

Please get your thru your thick ass head

The ending of Mark was added later

If you don’t believe just google it ya hater

Jesus is still in a goddamn tomb

You’ll never see him again he’s not in the room

All those people in church they don’t know the history

To them it’s a mystery

They don’t know that Paul never even met Jesus

He thought he’d be back right after he’d leave us

If he knew 2000 years would go by he woulda said forget this shit ima go die

Paul’s entire ethical system was based on the fact that he thought Jesus would be coming back within his life time

Yeaaaah!

And since something can’t come from nothing

That means the universe has always been here

Use Occam’s razor, there’s no reason to add a god to the equation yeah

All you see around you have been here eternally

Just like you say your god has been eternally yeahhh my world view doesn’t add extra steps to the equation woooooo!

Jesus said he was coming soon

But it’s been 2000 years like boom

He ain’t comin back he’s good as dead

Please get your thru your thick ass head

The ending of Mark was added later

If you don’t believe just google it ya hater

Jesus is still in a goddamn tomb

You’ll never see him again he’s not in the room