Midnight Lies

Out on the tracks with a sledge hammer and a wrench,

Sweatin’ like hell while DJ’s on a bench

Adam’s got a clipboard, not a clue in sight,

Both of ‘em gone ghost when it’s quittin’ time at night.

It’s 10 PM and we’re still swingin’ steel,

While DJ’s at the hotel eatin’ microwave meals.

Adam’s in the truck, scrollin’ TikTok feeds,

While we’re bustin’ backs for his Starbucks needs.

Ohhh they screw us raw, no lube in sight,

R3 Dual Gang’s workin’ through the night! 🎶

DJ said, “Short shift, boys, you’ll be home by eight,”

But it’s 2 in the damn mornin’, and we’re temptin’ fate.

Tie plates flyin’, tempers too,

If one more bolt breaks, we’re breakin’ them too.

Adam’s in the truck with a Bluetooth call,

Talkin’ ‘bout paperwork while we risk it all.

DJ’s last seen in a Chevrolet catching a nap,

R3’s out here takin’ nature’s crap!

We lay the steel, they lay the blame,

They’ll probably spell our names wrong on the claim.

We are family, and we should unite,

And tie DJ and Adam to a rail tonight!

’Cause the gang don’t quit, but we sure do bleed,

So screw your emails and your “chain of lead.”

Ohhh this gang’s on fire, we’re losin’ our minds,

Thanks to DJ and Adam’s overtime crimes!