I wake up at 5 PM have the days first cigarette,
Take out my pad and pen and write another masterpiece,
I want a beer boss like it's Nineteen seventy fucking six,
If you see me walking don't piss me off I just might knock you the fuck out,
So go swiftly son and eat a bag of dicks
Chorus:
I wanna get fucked up today,
In every way of the world,
I'm going to flip you the bird,
Right before I fucking knock you out,
So get the fuck out my house bitch