(Fast acoustic. Stomp-clap. Big pub energy.) ⸻ Verse 1 The world stood still for a bit there, “Two weeks,” they said — yeah, fair. Came back swinging into backlog hell, Turns out time don’t heal that well. Economy’s “booming,” apparently — Must’ve missed that bit personally. Cost of living’s character-building. Love that for us. Proper thrilling. ⸻ Chorus We’re still showing up! Woah-oh! Still dragging ourselves out the door! Woah-oh! I’m literally broke — But fuck it, I’ll buy Me and my bestie Two milkshakes and a bacon sandwich on the side. Rent’s a joke, Wages lag — Still waving that little flag. Yeah it’s chaos, Yeah it’s rough — But we’re still here. And that’s enough. Woah-oh! ⸻ Verse 2 Walkers crisps have more air to pay for, Chocolate bars are shrinking again. I’m pretty sure bread was cheaper Back in twenty-ten. Amazing fucking nurses Running on fumes and grace. The NHS trying to hold steady While the cracks show on its face. English flag when the match is on — Full patriotic roar. Then I’m distracted instantly ’Cause some bloke’s dropped his pint on the floor. ⸻ Pre-Chorus Too many fucking potholes — Let’s play crazy golf instead. “Par three on the A-road, mate,” Mind the car you nearly hit. ⸻ Chorus We’re still showing up! Woah-oh! Still laughing louder than the news! Woah-oh! World’s on fire, Politics wild — Still arguing gravy like it’s life or death, child. Yeah we’re skint, Yeah we’re stuffed — But we’re still here. And that’s enough. Woah-oh! ⸻ Bridge (Sharp + Human) Breaking news in flashing red, “Nation furious!” someone said. They’ll sell us fear, then sell us calm, Then sell us something for the harm. But strip it back and what do we see? Just flawed humans — you and me. We all human, that’s the scene — Not even better than the cat at Number Ten. ⸻ Final Chorus (Big Finish) We’re still showing up! Woah-oh! Still singing off-key at 1 a.m.! Woah-oh! Account says “declined” — We say “fine.” Split the chips and stand in line. World might wobble, Might combust — At the end of the day We’re surviving in a world Too selfish to see That we’re all human. And that’s enough. Woah-oh! Woah-oh! Still showing up.