Trying to find a party, clear my mind from what’s truly falling.
In my life I don’t care to read, if it was on the line then maybe I’ll plead.
Trying to get lost in a drink, end up puking in a kitchen sink.
Looking like a fool, just wanted to go to a party that would rule.
Trying to find my keys, so fucked up can barely see.
Hop in my car and turn that bitch on, crank that stereo to a good song.
Trying to swerve out the way, laughing my ass off as I step away.
Walking the road with my thumb up, thought that would be enough.
Trying to catch a ride, waiting for a car so I can try, to sleep away the night.
Waking up in my bed, wondering what the hell was said, how I got out of my clothes, hopefully nobody knows.
What went on last night? These lights are too bright. What do I do? I’m sleeping in and clicking snooze. How did I get back home? My car ain’t here so someone drove. Not worried about it at all, if someone knows then they’ll call.
Looking at myself in the mirror, a strange mark has appeared.
Did I get into a fight? This shit hurts but I’ll be alright.
Scrolling through my phone, not knowing what to do when you’re alone.
Texting my ex, asking her if she wants sex.
Just kidding fuck that bitch, id rather have an insufferable ball itch.
I hear a knock at my door, walk up and see four.
Policemen waiting to talk to me, should I stay or jump out my window to flee.
Cold feet open the door slightly, open my mouth with a smile and politely.
Is there something wrong? Cops replied, report of your car at the bottom of a hill by dawn.
What went on last night? These lights are too bright. What do I do? I’m sleeping in and clicking snooze. How did I get back home? My car isn’t here so someone drove. Not worried about it at all, if someone knows then they’ll call.
Dragged down to the police station looking a mess, should have had a forewarning to look less of a mess.
Feeling like a slob of dead meat, I’m still wondering if I did fight last night. Who did I beat?
Twiddling my thumbs as I hum, waiting for an answer to come.
Approached by 2 policemen, pick me up and throw me into a cell with 2 beds.
Looking around not knowing my fate, wondering if a phone call is too late.
My mate appearing out of nowhere, runs up to my cell and says how did you end up here?
Wanting to get out and not knowing what’s happening, my mate burst out laughing.
Got your ass, as I look a strange at to what he just said.
Played a foolish prank on me, must feel like a real winna, must still be mad from when I fucked his sister.
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