[Verse 1]
Truck horn goes "honk", banjo goes "plink"
News anchor talks fast and the sink goes "drip drip"
Dad says "y'all" and the dog says "arf"
And the under-educated go "durr"
[Pre-Chorus]
The rich say "more" and the poor go "shhh"
And the expert goes "uhh- uhh- um"
But there's one sound that no one knows
[Chorus]
What does the MAGA say?
"Build-the-wall-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What does MAGA say?
"Trump-rump-ump-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Trump-rump-ump-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Trump-rump-ump-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What does MAGA say?
"Fake-news-hatee-hatee-ho!
Fake-news-hatee-hatee-ho!
Fake-news-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What does MAGA say?
"Epstein-efffs-teeenie-tiny-teens!
Epstein-efffs-teeenie-tiny-teens!
Epstein-efffs-teeenie-tiny-teens!"
What the MAGA say?
[Verse 2]
Family tree, is a Tumble Weed
Chasing cousins and watching TV
Your sisters down the hall
Suddenly she's in Labor
[Bridge]
Your cap is red, and sometimes pointy and white
Like an cultist in plain sight
But if you hear an obvious fact
Will you communicate by No-o-o-o-oise?
No-o-o-o-orie?
No-o-o-o-oise?
How will you Gas light to that Fa-a-a-a-act?
Fa-a-a-a-act?
Fa-a-a-a-act?
[Chorus]
What does the MAGA say?
"Sleepy-sleepy-sleepy-Joe!
Sleepy-sleepy-sleepy-Joe!
Sleepy-sleepy-sleepy-Joe!"
What the MAGA say?
"Immigrants-saka-kaka-kaka-pow!
Immigrants-saka-kaka-kaka-pow!
Immigrants-saka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
What does MAGA say?
"A-durr-ree hurr-dee!
A-durr-ree hurr-dee!
A-durr-ree hurt-dee!"
What does MAGA say?
"Fox News-awoo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"
What does the MAGA say?
[Bridge]
The secret of the MAGA, in bread and uneducated
Somewhere deep in your cousin's bush. I know you're racist
Why are you so dumb? Will we ever know?
It Will always be a mystery
What do you say——?
[Outro]
You're Republicans marks hiding in trailer parks
What is your reason? (Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do)
Why are you dumb? (Bay-budabud-dum-bam)
I want to (Mama-dum-day-do)
I want to, I want to know!
(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do la)
Raynfall
