The jack off lantern

Attention all villagers

Take cover to your basements

Turn off all of the lights

Keep quite

Report to your police

It's going down tonight

Walking along the dirt road to my house at 9PM

Looking around in suspense

Wondering if I'm next in the attack

There once was a monster who roamed around the village in October... (Fuck is all!)

This monster dressed in all black with a pumpkin for his head, eyes with raging fire and his name is..... The jack off lantern

All the villagers lived in fear (fuck me)

The jack off lantern had a 6 inch penis (How!?)

The jack off lantern caused terror in the village in October

At 9PM the jack off lantern returns from the forest rushing to the village (Run!)

With a sword and his penis in his hand (Penis!)

Running at a fast speed, scaring all the wildlife

Kidnapping villagers who did not make it in time

5 villages we're found in the nearby forest

Dead and covered in cum

Causing anger to the mayor (What the fuck!)

Next night I hid in my house and the jack off lantern caught me

I looked in terror as the jack off lantern stared at me with the sinister face

I was about to scream until the jack off lantern covered my mouth and said.......

You open your mouth again

I swear I'm going to fuck you....

You open your mouth again

I swear I cannot hold it

Shut up, shut up, shut up or I will fuck you

Shut up, shut up, shut up or I will fuck you

On Halloween night everybody stepped outside with their guns out at 9PM waiting for the jack off lantern to arrive then 10 minutes later they hear the horrific sound of laughter from the forest they all drew their guns as the jack off lantern arrived with his penis in his hand..

Then the mayor stepped up and said (Get out of this town and leave us alone or you'll regret it) then the jack off lantern laughed and pointed his cock at everybody and shot at everybody as they all ran inside....