Title: “Ruby, You’re My Girl”
(Acoustic Love Song — warm, funny, and heartfelt)
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(Verse 1)
You got an awkward little body, like a puzzle that won’t fit,
One leg does its own thing, but I’m fine with it.
With your Eeyore face and your droopy eyes,
You walk like you’re sighin’, but girl, you still try.
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(Verse 2)
You fart in your sleep like you’re proud of the sound,
Clear the whole room, still won’t turn around.
And when you sit down, it’s a slow-motion fall,
Like gravity hits you harder than it hits us all.
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(Pre-Chorus 1)
Yeah, you beg like a pro, with those big brown eyes,
Stare at my plate like it’s your birthright prize.
You’re a food-guarding queen with a royal pout,
And if someone comes near? Oh, they better watch out.
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(Chorus)
Ruby, you’re my girl, my four-legged queen,
With your thyroid pills and your lickin’ routine.
Hot like a furnace, fat like a bear,
But your love’s so warm, I don’t even care.
You pinch like a crab, got ticks on your back,
But I’d follow you anywhere, that’s a fact.
Ruby, oh Ruby, you’re weird and you’re true,
And every day’s better ‘cause I’ve got you.
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(Verse 3)
Mornings hit hard — you just groan and delay,
Roll onto your side like, “Not today.”
Takes three tries to stand, but you wag your tail,
Like, “I might be slow, but I’m never gonna fail.”
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(Verse 4)
You got no shame when it comes to a snack,
You’ll steal it, you’ll beg it, you don’t give it back.
You lick like you’re tryna clean the whole Earth,
Then stare like you’re askin’, “Hey, what’s my worth?”
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(Pre-Chorus 2)
You nap like a pro, you stretch like a star,
You’re not goin’ fast, but you’ve made it this far.
You’re stubborn, you’re smelly, you snore like a truck,
But lovin’ you, girl? That’s my kind of luck.
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(Chorus)
Ruby, you’re my girl, my soft little tank,
With your tongue hangin’ out and your belly so blank.
You’re built like a beanbag, your fur’s kinda rough,
But a cuddle from you? Man, that’s better than stuff.
You’re lopsided magic, with sleepy old charm,
When I’m holdin’ you close, the world can’t do harm.
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(Bridge)
Some chase perfection, some look for the flash,
But I found my queen nappin’ in the trash.
She’s weird, she’s loud, she smells like defeat,
But she’s got a heart that can’t be beat.
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(Final Chorus – Big & Heartfelt)
Ruby, you’re my girl, my wonky old soul,
With your tick-covered butt and your heart full of gold.
You taught me to chill, to love through the mess,
To take naps in the sun and not worry ’bout stress.
You ain’t fast, you ain’t sleek, but you’re real, you’re enough —
And in this life of noise, you’re my quiet kind of love.
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(Outro – Softly Spoken)
Yeah, Ruby…
You’re the lazy little legend of my whole damn heart.
Farts, licks, and all.
