Welcome, Welcome, everyone! To the show of a life time!
My name is pickle Rick and I have something to say, pickles are the best food that you can't out do, so come one in all and become a superior lifeform.
NOW, become a pickle with me, and you see how superior it is to be, don't give up on your dreams just yet, because they can all be achieved by becoming a pickle! (IM PICKLE RICK)
Now that I have gotten you people to agree, I will show you how this works with the test subject morty, come on let's watch as it happens, (come on please work) and it will be perfect don't you see.
(IM PICKLE RICK BITCH) NOW, become a pickle with me, and you see how superior it is to be, don't give up on your dreams just yet, because they can all be achieved by becoming a pickle! (PICKLES OVER THROW)