Carmen Sandiego

Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina

She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize

She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle

From the Red Sea to Greenland, they'll be singing the blues

Well, they never did Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire, to Zimbabwe

Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia

Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth

She put the Miss in a misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Oh, tell me where in the world is... Oh, tell me, where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,

Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well, she glides around the globe, and she'll flimflam every nation

She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery

Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Ooohh, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?