Yall I’m sitting at the damn bus stop because I ignored 17 dashboard lights like a damn fool. So I’m sitting here and it’s hot as hell got a little breeze but it feel like a hair dryer blowing back at me. I got a girl to my left and someone to my right. I’m minding my damn business until it start to stinking to HIGH holy hell and why I look over and I got a plumbers butt crack damn there in my face? Old white dude bald shinny head looking like Mr clean. Nah let me stop(laughs) but HE standing there with some black jeans that are boot cut at the bottom . Musty white tank top. And I say “ bro get yo butt out my damn face” and why he turn around snail speed and I smell some funk air fill my nose. so I tuck my nose in my shirt real fast and homeboy act like he had a problem so I asked him if we had an issue. Why he take off running across the street light to jack in the crack and he running like rent due tomorrow. So I’m still at the damn stop and I pull my phone out to try and play some damn tunes. I put on some classic music cuz I really was not in the damn mood to speak cuz it’s hot as hell. So I see this bus coming and I stand up. And why a car honk at me . So I’m steady eyeing the car and I hear someone yell out “ CHUMP” so I look over and my oh my why i see a group of 10 big dudes walking out jack ? And one of the big dudes is carrying a folding chair. I grab my cane from my lap and get my old self up and look closer and YEP YUP. it’s that same funky dude I just got into it with. So I grab my cane and ask the lady next to me to hold it. And she was such a doll yall. But as I see them coming I clutch the edge of the bus stop and use what little strength I have left to get my behind on the top of that damn bus stop . So I’m up there and I yell “ lady pass my cane up“ so she scared because she see the 10 big dudes and she shoved it toward me so hard YEP it jabbed me in the throat. (OFFFFFF EHHHHH)
Yall my knees cracked like glow sticks. But I grabbed the cane and balanced myself at the top and here they comes. So now I’m off balance and my throat hurt to high holy (shit) so I just plant both feet down almost like I’m ridding a little skateboard and just balance and swing. Balance and swing, so boom yall I’m knocking these clowns out left and right. And now it’s my old ass at the top looking like I’m doing the chicken dance and 6 big guys down now I gots to deal with these other 4 clowns. But I see the bus coming and they see me see the bus coming So they shake faster and I just jump my old behind off that top of that stop and call myself doing a fast walk hips moving left to right . But nope. I try to get on the bus and one big dude grab my cane and the old man is there and why he wanna say remember me ? Yall I flipped out my baton so fast and cracked him in the knee caps…….worst mistake. 10 pit bulls coming out of no where yall and I see the big dudes saying sike em sike em sike em
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