Joke

(I am not here to make any friends)

Don’t it make ya feel like shit, muthafucka?

Don’t it make ya feel like shit, old man?

Once upon a compromise

I dressed up like a regular guy

And had myself a very good time

(x3)

Ho, surprise

Welcome to my enterprise

For all of y'all who just arrived, kiss my ass... two times!

Y’all best recognize

I'm the shit, guys

Though I tried to compromise

It came out counterclockwise

Whoa, surprise

Make mine a super size

Fuck all that metal shit

I’m bringing back the synthesize

Y’all best realize

I'm the shit, guys

Tried to compartmentalize

But I didn’t know what it meant

Girl...

There's nothing I like better than--

Well no, that's not true...

Anyway:

Yo, fuck me and my friends

Yeah, my friends and me

I'm pecial enough

To make a case of jealousy

Plus, secret sauce

I’m gothalicious with cheese!

All the gay things I say

Make such a pretty melody!

Now, I wanna say all those bad things about you! Ooh-hoo, cheers!

Intimate things so everyone hates you! Ooh-hoo