**(Verse 1)**
In a cave in Sweden, a legend’s born,
Viking Puffer Fish, with a heart of a storm.
Armor gleams, his spirit soars,
With Ingvar in hand, he's ready for wars.
No aquatic skills, he walks the land,
A hero forged by his own hand.
Through trials and pain, his journey's vast,
With every step, he recalls his past.
**(Pre-Chorus)**
Dixie Normus betrayed Drom, but still tries to help,
Leo at the bar, stacking the glass shelf,
Mike Rope Enis, a friend turned foe,
In the shadows of betrayal, his true power grows.
**(Chorus)**
Viking Puffer Fish, hero of what’s right,
Flaming axe in hand, burning through the night.
No aquatic powers, his heart heavy with hope,
In this epic saga, VPF will fight, never to elope.
**(Verse 2)**
From Sweden's shores to distant lands,
Mending chaos with his worn hands.
Enemies fall, his spirit sings,
In the heat of battle, echoes ring.
With a fin’s slap, his might is known,
Yet in the silence, he's all alone.
**(Pre-Chorus)**
Dixie’s torn, her heart in strife,
Still tries to help, balancing the knife.
Leo’s keeping the bar in line,
As Puffer Fish fights, his star will shine.
**(Chorus)**
Viking Puffer Fish, hero of what’s right,
Flaming axe in hand, it’s fire burning bright.
No aquatic powers, he can’t really float,
In this epic saga, VPF will punch you in the throat!
**(Bridge)**
Power surges, heart of fire,
Every swing, climbing higher.
Accidentally sending Surtur below,
Haunted by the battles, he bears the woe.
**(higher Key Change)**
**(Chorus)**
Viking Puffer Fish, hero of what’s right,
Flaming axe in hand, igniting the night.
No aquatic powers, yet he stands tall,
In this epic saga, VPF will answer the call.
**(Outro)**
In the glow of victory, a silent tear,
Viking Puffer Fish, shedding all fear.
With Ingvar blazing, justice in sight,
A hero forever, battling through the night.
With the scent of Joop, memories keep,
He stands victorious, though his heart may weep.
In this epic tale, where a legend is made,
Viking Puffer Fish, the superhero heavy weight.
He doesn’t stink of fish, he smells like Joop!
