Verse 1:
Met you Friday night, in your tailored suit
Smile shining bright, my heart's in hot pursuit
Driving that new Cadillac, keys on your ring
You check every box—such a fine, fine thing
Pre-Chorus:
But when you come close and whisper in my ear
Something ain't right, boy, it’s crystal clear
Chorus:
You got it all—but baby, you funky
Got the look, the job, but your scent is kinda junky
I love your style, but you need that spray
Ooh, put that Old Spice on, take this funk away
Verse 2:
You treat me to dinners, champagne on ice
Open every door, yeah, you’re sugar and spice
But under your collar, Lord, there’s trouble lurking there
Got me holding my breath, reaching for the air
Pre-Chorus:
You light up the night, you shine like the sun
But this one little flaw, can’t be undone
Chorus:
You got it all—but baby, you funky
Sharp as a razor, but your scent ain’t spunky
I want your arms, but I need you fresh
Come a little sweeter, let’s pass this test
Bridge:
Let’s take a little walk down to the drugstore, love
Pick up something strong—soap, roll-on, or a scrub
You got the world in your hands, don’t let it slip away
‘Cause I need you, darling, but I need you less gray
Chorus:
You got it all—but baby, you funky
Got the look, the job, but your scent is kinda junky
I love your soul, and your heart is true
Just splash a little magic, I’ll come running to you