Cow Hit ‘em Up

“Hit ‘Em Up (Movers vs. Kurt & Corporate)”

(Parody of 2Pac’s “Hit ‘Em Up” – Square Cow Crew Edition)

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Grab the dolly, load the straps, we stormin’ the yard—

Corporate played us, Kurt sold us out hard.

Square Cow think they slick, but we ain’t never backin’ down—

This one’s for every mover held back by that clown.

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“Hit ‘em up! Movers rollin’ deep,

We ain’t takin’ shit, we’ll bury that creep!

Kurt and them suits, y’all gettin’ exposed,

Square Cow Corporate? Time to unload!”

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First off, fuck Kurt—you the worst,

Booked us three trucks for a mansion full of cursed.

Said “easy job,” had us sweatin’ in heat,

We movin’ safes, you in your office seat.

Square Cow Corporate, y’all pocket the cash,

While we break backs—y’all vanish in a flash.

We the backbone, y’all just leeches of clout,

Now we callin’ you out: “Get the fuck out!”

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Ayo, I’m sick of your lies, your weak-ass quotes,

You sellin’ dreams, we do the heavy loads.

Corporate phone rings, “We care about you,”

But they frontin’ like vultures when the bills come due.

Kurt sittin’ pretty, soft-ass office chair,

While we drag couches up three flights of stairs.

You ain’t a mover—you some pencil-pusher clown,

Movers run this branch—y’all just hold us down.

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“Hit ‘em up! Movers standin’ tall,

Kurt and Corporate ’bout to take the fall!

No more lies, no more games,

Square Cow, we’m bringin’ the flames!”

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I got my crew with me, we united and strong,

Been fed up with bullshit for far too long.

Corporate spread rumors, throwin’ us shade,

But we movin’ truth—y’all just masquerade.

Y’all wonder why tips dry up and clients bail?

‘Cause Square Cow turns good moves into wholesale fail.

It’s the end of your reign, we takin’ control,

Movers run this business—redefined bankroll.

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Yo, y’all promised bonuses, never paid a dime,

Used us like tools, now we takin’ back time.

No demerits, no write-ups—just pick up that slack,

We reclaimin’ respect while we watch y’all crack.

Corporate boardroom, your empire’s a sham,

One by one we expose every scam.

From Huston to Austin, DFW to the panhandle,

Movers rule the road—y’all just scandal.

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“Hit ‘em up! Truck 52 rollin’ loud,

We the real crew—y’all just a cloud!

Say goodbye to your fake-ass reign,

Square Cow’s kingdom? We’ll break that chain!”

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JOE:

No more lies, no more cheat,

Movers rise up—watch Kurt’s defeat.

ALL:

“Hit ‘em up! Square Cow’s time is through,

Movers take over—this one’s for you!”