Apple Pay tweakin’, got the clerk askin’ questions,
Told her it’s a tap-to-win, like I’m scratchin’ a blessing.
I just flew to Houston with a jacket full of methods,
Left my name at home, I’m a ghost with a message.
Big body rental, but I drive it like it’s borrowed time,
I don’t beef — I just barcode and monetize.
Whole city cappin’, I just log out and modify,
Opps throw shade, I throw bins, let the numbers fly.
Walked outta chase with a face that ain’t mine,
Card say “Derrick,” but the drip say “divine.”
Shorty want a Birkin, I just sent her to decline,
Told her I’m a scammer, not a sponsor — read the signs.
VPN jumpin’, got my ping in Barcelona,
Still punchin’ plays while I’m dressed like a loner.
TS clearance, but I’m movin’ like a stoner,
Mind on Dubai, but my shoes came from Kroger.
Pop said “slow down” — I just sped up the agenda,
He used to flip zips, now he paranoid of Venmo.
Even on my chill days, I’m dressed like a memo,
Plain white tee, but the text say “extendo.”
M1 tags on the whip — that’s a war crime,
Wheels keep spinnin’ like I’m stuck in a short time.
Still got the drac’ in a baby bag, floor lined,
Every exit I take look like a tour sign.