We’re two orange tabby brothers just trying to behave
One a little bit timid and the other one brave
Mommy told us no more malarkey or shenanigans
But Daddy just got home and he’s the big man again
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
We don’t like to listen to our mommy sometimes
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
We work together, nobody droppin’ no dimes
We don’t quite understand all the rules and regulations
If we scratch up on the mattress just have a little patience
When Mommy wants to pet us, you know that we’re letting her
But when Daddy gets home we are the play pex predators
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
Better watch out for when that kitty bell chimes
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
Anywhere you don’t want us is where a kitty cat climbs
If she’s wearing black pants we’re absolutely gonna rub her
It’s the weird way that we show her that we love her
If we’re real bad kitties Mommy won’t give us our snack
But it’s a different ball game when our daddy gets back
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
Lick the bathtub faucet and get some good slime
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
Jump up on the counter and knock off all the limes
(Oh) don’t you worry
All your clothes are gonna get so furry
(Oh) don’t you fret
You ain’t seen half of what we can do yet
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
We don’t like to listen to our mommy sometimes
It’s high time
For kitty cat crimes
Better watch out for when that kitty bell chimes