Kitty Cat Crimes

We’re two orange tabby brothers just trying to behave

One a little bit timid and the other one brave

Mommy told us no more malarkey or shenanigans

But Daddy just got home and he’s the big man again

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

We don’t like to listen to our mommy sometimes

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

We work together, nobody droppin’ no dimes

We don’t quite understand all the rules and regulations

If we scratch up on the mattress just have a little patience

When Mommy wants to pet us, you know that we’re letting her

But when Daddy gets home we are the play pex predators

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

Better watch out for when that kitty bell chimes

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

Anywhere you don’t want us is where a kitty cat climbs

If she’s wearing black pants we’re absolutely gonna rub her

It’s the weird way that we show her that we love her

If we’re real bad kitties Mommy won’t give us our snack

But it’s a different ball game when our daddy gets back

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

Lick the bathtub faucet and get some good slime

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

Jump up on the counter and knock off all the limes

(Oh) don’t you worry

All your clothes are gonna get so furry

(Oh) don’t you fret

You ain’t seen half of what we can do yet

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

We don’t like to listen to our mommy sometimes

It’s high time

For kitty cat crimes

Better watch out for when that kitty bell chimes