[Intro – cartoonish synth blip, camera shutter]
Okay—
Hi.
It’s me again.
[Verse 1 – playful, fast]
Didn’t mean to comment twice—
Okay, maybe three times now.
Algorithm knows my name,
Serves your song, I don’t ask how.
Friends say, “Bro, relax a bit,”
I say, “Nah, this track is fire.”
If enthusiasm’s a crime,
Then lock me up, I’ll still admire.
[Pre-Chorus – bouncy build]
I’m not subtle, I admit it,
I refresh before the drop.
If there’s a badge for dedication,
Yeah, I’m probably at the top.
[Chorus – goofy, chanty]
Hey, I’m the top fan!
I said it first, I said it loud!
Front row, hands up, in the comments now!
Hey, I’m the top fan!
No shame, no plan, just vibes!
If loving your songs is a sport,
I already won that prize.
[Post-Chorus – ad-libs]
Woo!
Still me!
[Verse 2 – self-roast, cute]
I know my profile looks suspicious,
No posts, just hearts and praise.
But every artist needs a gremlin
Cheering every single day.
I don’t need a follow back,
Don’t need my name in lights.
Just knowing you saw my comment
Is enough to make my night.
[Pre-Chorus – bigger]
I don’t gatekeep, I don’t fight,
I tell everyone, “Go listen!”
If your song’s on repeat again,
Yeah… that’s me assisting.
[Chorus – louder, sillier]
Hey, I’m the top fan!
Badge imaginary but earned!
Streaming till my headphones beg me to learn!
Hey, I’m the top fan!
Laughing at myself—so what?
If being annoying means supporting,
I’m proudly too much, yup!
[Bridge – stripped, mock-serious]
One day you’ll blow up huge,
And I’ll whisper, “I was there.”
Then I’ll go back to the comments
Like I never left the chair.
[Final Chorus – joyful chaos]
Hey, I’m the top fan!
Confetti in my brain!
Different alt, same love, no restraint!
Hey, I’m the top fan!
Clapping from afar!
Not a secret, not a mystery—
Just cheering who you are!
[Outro – silly fade, notification ding]
New song posted…
Yeah.
I’m already there.
