[Verse]
There's a glitch in the search bar late last night
Typed in our name and it gave me a fright
Photoshopped scandals pixelate the screen
A family mystery in shades of green
[Chorus]
Don't Google our family it's a trap you see
The internet's wild like a bad sci-fi spree
Uncle Joe's a meme Aunt Sue's a bot
They made our dog a CEO guess he's all we've got
[Verse 2]
Grandma's TikTok moves got hacked by AI
Dad's a trending topic with a digital tie
Cousin Jill went viral selling moon rocks
Now our mailbox is flooded with robot socks
[Chorus]
Don't Google our family it's a trap you see
The internet's wild like a bad sci-fi spree
Uncle Joe's a meme Aunt Sue's a bot
They made our dog a CEO guess he's all we've got
[Bridge]
Our history's rewritten by the algorithm’s hand
Photos of our reunion now look like a boy band
Every click's a story every link's a twist
We never signed up for this cyberspace list
[Verse 3]
Baby bro’s now famous for his Fortnite plays
Mom’s cooking channel’s got those gourmet rays
Even the cat’s an influencer with a TikTok throne
While I’m here unplugging just to be left alone