Cribbin Hard

I’m cribbin nicely ‘bout thirty thousand square feet,

Ya’ll be tryin to crib like me but can’t compete.

Forty foot walls guard tower when I’m drivin in,

You’d think my ass just got transferred to the State penn.

Sexy housekeeper dressed like a French Maid,

And she ain’t never gon tell because a bitch paid.

You woulda seen me showin off on MTV Cribs,

But I aint wanna make ya’ll jealous on just how I live.

My crib hid behind big walls you barely see it,

But it be doper than y’alls homie I guarantee it.

So many bedrooms the whole crew can sleep over,

Now my driveway fulla Benz’s and Range Rovers.

My shit ridiculous home boy you outta place,

They see my God damn swimmin pool from outer space.

I’m cribbin big dog status homie I’m bona fide,

They said they cribbin like me you know them suckas lied.

I got the best crib as far the eye can can see,

You wanna know bout top cribbin come fuck with me.

Got a crib in Miami bigger than Oprah home,

My shit down in New Orleans look like the Super Dome.

My spot over in Cali that shit’ll blow your mind,

My crib down in Atlanta that bitch is “Prime Time.”

Cuz I be doin it homeboy like e’ry day,

Stackin chips and cribbin hard - how it’s gon’ stay.