[Verse 1]
I got a gay dude on my oh no
Plants in the back lounge
Wine in the drawer
Yogurt in the refrigerator
Tape on the floor
Dude’s pretty cool
Things could be worse
[Pre-Chorus]
He hums at the mirror
He folds up my mess
Says, "Baby, relax"
Like he knows me best
And I think, "Okay"
Yeah, I can live with this
[Chorus]
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
He keeps it cute
He keeps it real
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
My life got weird
But it’s kind of a deal
[Verse 2]
He left a note on the counter
Said, "Water your fern"
Put a peach in my bag
For when I return
He talks with his hands
Like he’s drawing a map
And every time I panic
He brings me back
[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "Don’t make a scene"
When the day goes rough
"You can be a mess"
Still showin’ up
And I laugh out loud
‘Cause that’s enough
[Chorus]
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
He keeps it cute
He keeps it real
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
My life got weird
But it’s kind of a deal
[Bridge]
If the road gets mean
And the room gets thin
He’ll paint my stress
With a grin
Plants in the back lounge
Wine in the drawer
Dude’s pretty cool
I’m not askin’ for more
[Final Chorus]
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
He keeps it cute
He keeps it real
Gotta gay dude on my bus
(Gay dude on my bus)
My life got weird
But it’s kind of a deal