[Verse 1]
You stole my fries
Said you’d “just taste one”
You “borrowed” my shirt
Now that shirt is gone
You change the channel
Right at the good part
You call it “sharing”
I call it dark art
[Chorus]
You’re a dingus
And I’m stuck with you
From the backseat brawls
To the Sunday pew
Yeah
You’re a dingus
But it’s kinda true
I’d swing on the world
If it swung at you (hey!)
[Verse 2]
You told my crush
’Bout my diary page
You laugh so hard
When I’m seeing red rage
You take my charger
Leave me at one percent
Then make that face
Like it’s an accident
[Chorus]
You’re a dingus
And I’m stuck with you
From the driveway fights
To the busted shoes
Yeah
You’re a dingus
But it’s kinda true
I’d swing on the world
If it swung at you
[Bridge]
One day we’ll grow up
Different doors
Different towns
But I know that you’ll call
When it all falls down
And I’ll roll my eyes
Say “what did you do?”
Then I’ll grab my keys
’Cause that’s what we do (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
You’re a dingus
And I’m stuck with you
From the hospital waits
To the wedding views
Yeah
You’re a dingus
But it’s always true
I’ll roast you to ash
Then I’ll stand by you
[Outro]
You’re a dingus
Say it back
You freak
“You’re a dingus”
Guess that makes us complete