[Intro – brass stab, 808 slide]
Mais yeah…
Got 99 solutions, busta my 1 problem
NOLA plug, I am him… grrt!
No cap, bet.
[Chorus – raspy chant, second-line horns]
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Exotic bitches in the load, Lambos in the column
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Maseratis on the curb, rizz keep it bussin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Creole queens the pack, Van Cleef stay hummin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
23 Range in the front, no cap, I run it
[Verse 1 – low growl, flute loop]
Year ’24, trunk full of za-za and raw
Rearview got busta, but the plug got the law
Two choices, cher—ghost in the Lambo or floor it
Maserati purrin’, Creole queen recordin’
Officer pull up, “License, cher, registration?”
Smell the exotic—Creole rizz, no hesitation
“Step out the whip,” I’m like, “I am him, no search”
He said, “I smell the load—exotic bitch in the perch”
I said, “That’s just her perfume, Van Cleef on her neck”
He said, “Turn around,” I said, “Bet—check the spec”
23 Range behind me, busta in the rear
99 solutions, only 1 make ’em disappear
Creole queen whisper, “Papi, let ’em cook”
Gumbo thick, but the draco in the book
I am him—plug in the boot, levee to the lake
99 solutions, busta get put in they place
[Chorus – crowd ad-libs]
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Exotic bitches in the load, Lambos in the column
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Maseratis on the curb, rizz keep it bussin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Creole queens the pack, Van Cleef stay hummin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
23 Range in the front, no cap, I run it
[Verse 2 – bounce tempo, trumpet riffs]
Critics want the ban, say the flow too lethal
Feds on the line, but the plug stay regal
IRS want the books, DEA want the sack
99 solutions—send the load right back
Media twist the words, haters diss the verse
Old heads say I fell off—99 make it worse
Groupies want the fame, promoters short the dough
99 solutions—exotic cars in a row
Lambos in the convoy, Maseratis in the rear
Creole queen co-pilot, Van Cleef chandelier
23 on the dash, 23 on the tag
99 solutions, busta get put in a bag
I am him—NOLA blueprint, crown in the cane
Exotic bitches the load, run the whole damn game
[Chorus – brass swell]
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Exotic bitches in the load, Lambos in the column
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Maseratis on the curb, rizz keep it bussin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Creole queens the pack, Van Cleef stay hummin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
23 Range in the front, no cap, I run it
[Verse 3 – call & response, second-line break]
[I am him] 99 solutions, Lambo doors up
[Creole queen] Exotic load thick, Van Cleef in the cup
[I am him] 99 solutions, Maserati purr
[Creole queen] Rizz on a hunnid, busta get blurred
[I am him] 99 solutions, 23 on the wrist
[Creole queen] Plug in the boot, no cap, I exist
[Chorus – final, crowd roar]
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Exotic bitches in the load, Lambos in the column
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Maseratis on the curb, rizz keep it bussin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
Creole queens the pack, Van Cleef stay hummin’
Got 99 solutions, but busta my 1 problem
23 Range in the front, no cap, I run it
[Outro – brass fade, 808 rumble]
Mais yeah… 99 solutions, bet.
Busta my 1 problem.
Exotic load forever, cher… grrt!