FAFO

Some people swear I’m one hell of a guy,

Buy me a drink, say, “Johnny, you’re alright.”

Some see the good, some laugh at my jokes,

Some say I’m trouble wherever I go.

I’ve been called loyal, I’ve been called insane,

A damn good friend and a royal pain.

Everybody’s got an opinion of me—

Good thing their opinion don’t mean shit to me.

Some think I’m awesome, some think I’m an asshole,

Some wanna ride with me, some want me gone.

Some raise a glass, some raise their middle finger,

Either way, motherfucker, I keep moving on.

Love me, hate me, say whatever the fuck you please,

I ain’t losing sleep over what you think of me.

I’ve got one life and I’m living it my way—

Your opinion ain’t paying my bills anyway.

I don’t kiss ass just to fit in the crowd,

If I’ve got something to say, I’m saying it loud.

I’ll give you respect if you give it to me,

But I won’t change myself for your approval, you see.

Maybe I’m stubborn, maybe I’m crude,

Maybe sometimes I’ve got a shitty attitude.

But the people who know me know where I stand—

I’d rather be an asshole than a fake-ass man.

Some think I’m awesome, some think I’m an asshole,

Some wanna ride with me, some want me gone.

Some raise a glass, some raise their middle finger,

Either way, motherfucker, I keep moving on.

Love me, hate me, say whatever the fuck you please,

I ain’t losing sleep over what you think of me.

I’ve got one life and I’m living it my way—

Your opinion ain’t paying my bills anyway.

Here’s to the ones who think I’m fucking great,

And here’s to the ones who can’t stand my face.

You’re both entitled to think what you do—

But I don’t give a flying fuck which one is you.

Some think I’m awesome, some think I’m an asshole,

Turns out I can be a little bit of both.

I’ll laugh too loud, speak my mind, burn a bridge if I have to,

And never apologize for being who I know.

So love me, hate me, talk your shit when I leave—

I’ve got better things to do than care what you think of me.

Raise your glass if you get it, raise your finger if you don’t—

I’m gonna keep being me…

whether you fucking like it or you don’t.