[Intro] [Scary] [Deep and slow]
"Kevin was a leader among his classmates and always brought creativity and insight to any project we worked on."
Kevin son can I be free now?
[Verse]
I'm the famous kevin son
I don't got no son
I'm Assian so l wear glasses
Call this gay but-I'm into asses
Wait
Stop! [Stop]
I’m in an ass
It’s clear as glass
Face the camera (porn star?)
There no drama (Jeffery star?)
Expect this drama
[Pre Chorus]
Same person, different mask, still just Kevin
Hmm hmm
Still just Kevin
Hmm hmm
Why stay livin’
Hmm hmm
Still just Kevin
SON
(Sonig)
[Chorus]
Kevin son
Kevin son
Kevin sonnn
Whoah
I’m the Kevin son
This my origin song
Kevin son
Kevin son
Let’s begin with fun
Cuz I’m Kevin son
Kevin son
Kevin son
I touch the thin ones
I guess I Sin son
Kevin son
Kevin sonnnnnnnnn!
[Verse]
Kevin backwards is Nivek but the k is a silent r so it’s its
Niver niver niver son niver son
[POAN transition]
I see C, P
Hail E, P, P
Cuz all this time we know doesn’t matter (son)
A Minor minor addiction
A major major erection
Shin to head
I feel the dread
The C, O, P
Will find C, P
On my T, V
With my P, P
That is so tiny
I’m on my knee
Is there mercy
Don’t arrest me
“San Francisco man is wanted for killing two officers after finding he had 893 pictures of child nhudes.”
[Pre Chorus]
It was actually 898 heh heh ha ha ha ha hahah hah ahhh oooh. Oooh.
Aaah oooh eeeh hahahahh hahahah Kevin son is not your ordinary good Asian son. (My favorite one was Jane 13 Year old)
What the fuuuuuuuuucccccckk!
[Chorus]
I’m the Kevin son
Yeah I’m the one
Kevin son
Begin fun
If you count the sum
Of all the times I cum
Seven some, times more a day
Kevin son, Times I’m mega gay!
Kevin son Kevin son
Seven some, times more a day!
Kevin son, times I’m mega gay!
Cousin bum, Kevin son wants it (what age bum is best?)
Eleven bum? Seven bum? Yes said kevin son
Kevin son
[Verse] [Faster and Faster]
Kevin son wants to make it big
But not in life but in his dih
He took some pills he sees the growth
He can’t pay the bills he made an oath
No job no money will make my dick bigger
From college graduate to street begger
Kevin son is just on big NIG HER (that is Assian)
[Bridge]
“Wait I thought Kevin son is wanted for murder and child pron?”
He is he just ran away to remote city in Africa-
“AM I IN AFRICA?”
Oh god no
“THERE SO MANY NIG HAS AROUND ME”
Shut the fuck up this is racist
“ITS SO HOT”
Leave africa then racist bitch I sick of this no I’m actually done with ERDN and this stupid skits.
[Stop music]
Stop the music fuck you all this is disgusting. I can’t sleep at night anymore knowing I’m in a song about-
[Final Chorus]
Kevin son
Kevin son
He’s the one
Who gets things done
Kevin son Kevin son
Begin fun begin fun
If you count the sum
Of all the times I cum
Seven some, times more a day
Kevin son, Times I’m mega gay!
Kevin son Kevin son
Seven some, times not a day!
Oooh ooh he wears glasses
Ooh ooh hes into asses