[Verse 1]
Yellow dude on a barstool
Powdered sugar on his shirt
Balancing a baker’s dozen
Like he’s never heard of hurt
Pink ring
Sprinkles in his teeth
One more bite
He starts to wheeze
Eyes wide
Collar in a knot
Whole crowd yells
“Somebody
Please!”
[Chorus]
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Stagger on the stage
Someone hit record
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Still reaching for the box like he wants one more
He’s glazed and confused on the kitchen floor
[Verse 2]
Camera phone in every hand
Duff foam on the monitor
He coughs out crumbs
Says “I’m okay”
Then grabs three more
Of course
Lisa shouting
“Dad
Just stop!”
Bart yells
“This is kinda sick!”
Marge is in the front row praying
Band just shreds another lick
[Chorus]
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Stagger on the stage
Someone hit record
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Still reaching for the box like he wants one more
He’s glazed and confused on the kitchen floor
[Bridge]
[Band drops out to bass + crowd clap]
He says
“If this is how I go
Let the frosting be my halo”
Crowd chants “HOMER! HOMER!”
While he gasps into the show
[Drums slam back in]
[Chorus]
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Stagger on the stage
Someone hit record
Homer Simpson
Choking on donuts (live!)
Still reaching for the box like he wants one more
He’s glazed and confused on the kitchen floor
(One last bite)
On the kitchen floor