Florida’s Full

Verse 1

Saw a U-Haul pass the bait shop sign

Plates from a place where the winters bite

Says they’re chasin’ sun, chasin’ change

Buddy, so is everybody else these days

Walmart’s packed, rent’s through the roof

Beach chairs stacked like bad excuses

We ain’t rude, just tellin’ the truth

We’re about outta room and about outta fuse

Chorus

Florida’s full, yeah we checked the list

No vacancy, no room to miss

Sand’s all taken, lanes are tight

And I-4’s been parked since ’99

Come on down, stay a little while

Then take that truck back across the line

We love y’all, but bless your soul

Florida’s full

Verse 2

It’s 95 in the month of May

Storm clouds roll in like they own the place

Insurance man won’t call you back

And the HOA’s got a heart attack

Gators in the pond, cones in the road

Publix line’s got a mind of its own

If you think it’s cheap or slow down here

Man, you ain’t been payin’ attention, I fear

Chorus

Florida’s full, yeah we checked again

Even Mickey’s lookin’ for a friend

Every bar’s got a Skynyrd tune

Played just a little too loud, too soon

You’re welcome to visit, drink a cold beer

But don’t unpack—this ain’t sincere

We mean it nice, we ain’t bein’ cruel

Florida’s full

Bridge

Snowbirds fly, locals sigh

Waitin’ on the traffic to pass us by

It’s a good life, just a crowded one

Under too many people, one hot sun

Final Chorus

Florida’s full, sign’s still up

Parking lot’s jammed and so is our luck

We got sunshine, rain at three

And more folks than a small country needs

Come for the weekend, enjoy the pull

Then head on home—Florida’s full

Outro

Ain’t nothin’ personal, it’s just the truth

We’re fresh outta space, but still got roots 🌴🎶