

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 Saw a U-Haul pass the bait shop sign Plates from a place where the winters bite Says they’re chasin’ sun, chasin’ change Buddy, so is everybody else these days Walmart’s packed, rent’s through the roof Beach chairs stacked like bad excuses We ain’t rude, just tellin’ the truth We’re about outta room and about outta fuse Chorus Florida’s full, yeah we checked the list No vacancy, no room to miss Sand’s all taken, lanes are tight And I-4’s been parked since ’99 Come on down, stay a little while Then take that truck back across the line We love y’all, but bless your soul Florida’s full Verse 2 It’s 95 in the month of May Storm clouds roll in like they own the place Insurance man won’t call you back And the HOA’s got a heart attack Gators in the pond, cones in the road Publix line’s got a mind of its own If you think it’s cheap or slow down here Man, you ain’t been payin’ attention, I fear Chorus Florida’s full, yeah we checked again Even Mickey’s lookin’ for a friend Every bar’s got a Skynyrd tune Played just a little too loud, too soon You’re welcome to visit, drink a cold beer But don’t unpack—this ain’t sincere We mean it nice, we ain’t bein’ cruel Florida’s full Bridge Snowbirds fly, locals sigh Waitin’ on the traffic to pass us by It’s a good life, just a crowded one Under too many people, one hot sun Final Chorus Florida’s full, sign’s still up Parking lot’s jammed and so is our luck We got sunshine, rain at three And more folks than a small country needs Come for the weekend, enjoy the pull Then head on home—Florida’s full Outro Ain’t nothin’ personal, it’s just the truth We’re fresh outta space, but still got roots 🌴🎶
Tags
Country, male deep voice
3:12
No
2/4/2026