Let's Fart

(solo)

Woke up crusty

Brain like glue

Life’s a bad playbook

Same old poo

Boss keeps blitzing

Texts all day

I just need one hero

To blow this pain away (hey!)

Let the deep fart sounds wake us up

Sound the trumpet from my butt

Hut-hut

Quarterback problems

Get the fuck out

We’re gassing out the doubt

Let it air out

Lift that cheek

That’s self-care art

Today I speak

Through my fart

(Solo)

Coach said “focus”

I said “sure”

Then my stomach rumbled

From the core

Team took a knee

Thought it was a drill

Nah

That was chili

Doing what it will (oh yeah)

Let the deep fart sounds wake us up

Sound the trumpet from my butt

Hut-hut

Quarterback problems

Get the fuck out

We’re gassing out the doubt

Let it air out

Lift that cheek

That’s self-care art

Today I speak

Through my fart

This one’s for the stress in your inbox

This one’s for your ex in your DMs

Line ‘em up

Let ‘em rip

Every rip a tiny “fuck this” hymn (amen)

If life’s gonna stink anyway

Might as well be you that starts the spray

Let the deep fart sounds wake us up

Sound the trumpet from my butt

Hut-hut

Quarterback problems

Get the fuck out

We’re gassing out the doubt

Let it air out

Raise that flag

Let the game restart

Whole crowd chanting

“trust your fart!”

(Solo)