K-BOYZ – Green Is Number 1 (초록이 짱이지)

[Intro – Mock Confidence]

[Intro – Mock Confidence]

(Cheerful brass riff + toy drum loop)
MIN-HO :
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It’s green season, baby —
fresh, clean, and looking mean!
(crowd laugh track + “wooo!”)

(beat drops — funky bass wobble)

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[Verse 1 – Confident swagger]

MIN-HO:
초록색 drip, look at me glow,
풀밭 위 vibe, I steal the show.
Money green, nature scene,
내 색깔은 fresh, too clean.

Yeah, envy? nah, that’s respect,
이 색 하나로 full effect.
나무처럼 강해, calm and chill,
I’m the forest flex — top of the hill!

(toy flute sound effect)
MIN-HO (ad-lib):
Yeah, eco-friendly swagger!

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[Hook – Silly chant]

MIN-HO:
Green is number 1! (woo!)
초록이 짱이지, no one!
Blue? nah, that’s done,
I’m green, I shine like sun!

(crowd echo) 초록! 초록! 초록!
MIN-HO:
No debate, no rerun,
Yeah, green is number 1!

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[Verse 2 – Still confident but cracks start showing]

(Beat adds quirky cowbell + bounce snare)
MIN-HO:
내 신발도 green, jacket too,
심지어 내 phone case, new hue.
Walk outside, blend with trees,
Camouflage drip — stylish ease.

(pauses, looks unsure)
근데… maybe too much, can’t find my keys.
Green on green — where’s my sleeves?
I said I’m fresh, I said I’m strong,
But this outfit look kinda… wrong.

(laugh track + record scratch)

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[Bridge – Confession moment / slow talk]

(Music softens, soft piano joins)
MIN-HO (sighs):
Okay… okay, fine.
I tried, bro, I really did.
But — sigh — I can’t even pretend.
Blue… blue’s better, man.

(beat drops again but slower — comical dramatic pause)
MIN-HO (half-whisper):
I mean, who looks good in neon green?
Exactly. Nobody.

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[Final Hook – Mixed emotions / crowd laughing]

(Beat brightens up again)
MIN-HO:
Green was number 1! (ha!)
근데 인정해 — I’m done.
Blue got the drip, the fun,
Yeah… I lost this one.

(crowd chant) 파랑! 파랑! (woo!)
MIN-HO (ad-lib):
I still recycle though! (laughs)

(beat fades with funky whistle + laughter)

Playful Trap-Funk / Silly Rap / 104 BPM. Male