[Verse]
Yuri's crafting schemes in her little mind so sharp
Revenge is cooking like a witch’s bubbling marsh
She’s got a bucket full of glitter and a jar of goo
She says Monika you ain’t ready for what I’ll do
[Chorus]
Monika oh Monika your kingdom’s gonna fall
Yuri’s got balloons and traps hiding down the hall
It’s not anything dark but it’s cunning and fun
You’ll scream what the heck before the day is done
[Verse 2]
She’s sewing a bear suit just for a prank
Loading toy spiders in the classroom tank
A whoopee cushion throne is her pièce de résistance
When Monika sits down oh she'll do a little dance
[Chorus]
Monika oh Monika your kingdom’s gonna fall
Yuri’s got balloons and traps hiding down the hall
It’s not anything dark but it’s cunning and fun
You’ll scream what the heck before the day is done
[Bridge]
She taped a note to Monika’s dashboard display
Reading surprise it’s Yuri and today’s your day
She changed her ringtone to a farmyard sound
Monika’s embarrassment gonna spin you around
[Verse 3]
Monika's face turns scarlet she's trying to save face
While Yuri's busting moves laughing all over the place
It’s all just for lessons and a good-spirited tease
Yuri says an eye for an eye no harm here believe me please