Step in the house and it smells like a sewer
Grime in the drains and the stench of velour
Got the pro press coming down on the street
While the gas in my system is causing some heat
Listen to the piston as it pumps and it grinds
I'm a dirty, twisted headcase not the feeble kind
Watch the main drain pop with a nasty spray
I been eating nothing but shit all day
Now the bassline wobbles like jelly in my belly
I let one rip with the windows rolled up (FUCK)
It’s a toxic cloud and it’s turning green
Sounding like a glitch from a turd machine
(SON OF A BITCH!!)
(Frrrrt) Plop, the heavy turds spew forth
With a malodorous hiss and a mechanical BURRRRRP!!
We getting trippy with the fumes from the blue monster dope (DOPE)
It’s a high-tech high and it ain’t no joke
(FUCK) Ploppity-plop on the floor
Give me that grease just a little bit more
(FUCK) Industrial waste in the crack
Once that stink wrinkle lets go it's going all the way up the back
I’m a cyborg stinking up the neon light
With a metallic thunder in the middle of the night
Got some shit on my hands and sludge on my butt
Moving like a robot with a rusty strut
Hear the pneumatic hiss when I take a deep breath
Then a wet little sound like a digital death
It’s a slippery slope when the bass gets lowww
And the plumbing in the house starts to backflow (FUCK)
I am a turd machine tripping wires when I hit the scene
You can see my crack because I wear no (JEANS)
Every step I take sounds like mud
Mixing up lubricant with menstrual blood
(YUCK) Plop, goes the heavy poop drop
With a (plop plop plop) hiss and a gastrointestinal POP!
We getting trippy with the fumes from the blue monster dope (DOPE)
It’s a high-tech high and it ain’t no joke
(FUCK) Ploppity-plop on the floor
Give me that grease I've been asking for
(FUCK) Industrial waste in the crack
Once that choco cheerio lets go it's busting out the crack (SUPER STANKY)
back valve malfunction, the valves are all (STUCK)
Running out of time and down on my (LUCK)
It's dinner time and I don't give a FUCKITY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKITY FUUUUCK!