[Intro: Bruce Buffer]
"IN THIS CORNER, THE DARK KNIGHT, GOTHAM'S SHADOW, BATMAN!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, THE SCARLET SPEEDSTER, CENTRAL CITY'S BULLET, THE FLASH!
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to RUMBLE!"
[Verse 1: Batman]
Gotham grit, I’m the shadow of your past mistakes,
Speed can’t outrun trauma when your psyche breaks.
Detective with the intellect, world's greatest mind,
You're just a running joke, Flash, stuck in rewind.
[Verse 2: The Flash]
Zoom in, Bruce, I'm lapping your paranoia,
Speed force, metaphors, your gadgets can't destroy-a.
You brood in the dark, I brighten the day,
Running circles 'round your cape, your utility's cliché.
[Chorus: Bruce Buffer]
"ROUND TWO! Let’s keep it clean, gentlemen! FIGHT!"
[Verse 3: Batman]
Prep time? Check. I’m the chessboard king,
Your moves are predictable, stuck in a time ring.
I trained with shadows, faced my fears in the night,
You’re just a blur in red, no substance in sight.
[Verse 4: The Flash]
Fastest mind, fastest rhyme, I’ll dismantle your tech,
While you sulk in your cave, I’m cashing respect.
Lightning quick, your punches move in slo-mo,
You're a relic of the past, Bruce, I'm the future logo.