Taser Two-Step

“Taser Two-Step"

(Verse 1)

Well, I made some choices, oh, they ain’t too bright,

Thought I’d stand my ground, thought I’d put up a fight.

But when the sirens wail, and the lights shine down,

You better run, boy, don’t you stick around.

(Chorus)

They offer a free dance lesson, it’s all the rage,

When you lead the troopers on a wild rampage.

You’re gonna learn it quick, better take a seat,

When the law comes knockin’, it’s the Taser Two-Step beat.

(Verse 2)

Now the Marshal’s at the front, and I’m sneakin’ out the back,

Heart's racin’ fast, feelin’ the attack.

If you think you’re clever, just stay in your lane,

Or you might find yourself in a whole lot of pain.

(Chorus)

They offer a free dance lesson, it’s all the rage,

When you lead the troopers on a wild rampage.

You’re gonna learn it quick, better take a seat,

When the law comes knockin’, it’s the Taser Two-Step beat.

(Bridge)

So unless you’re feelin’ like life’s lost its spark,

Remember, boy, don’t you stray from the mark.

Let someone else learn, let them take the fall,

You can keep your freedom, just heed the call.

(Chorus)

They offer a free dance lesson, it’s all the rage,

When you lead the troopers on a wild rampage.

You’re gonna learn it quick, better take a seat,

When the law comes knockin’, it’s the Taser Two-Step beat.

(Outro)

So if you’re out there thinkin’ you’re tough and bold,

Just remember this lesson, let the story be told.

Stay between the lines, don’t dance with regret,

Or you’ll find yourself doin’ the Taser Two-Step yet.