🎧 [Intro – Afrobeat adlibs + hook vibe]
(Yeah-yeah, yuh!)
Ayy Chale, Chale…
You dey beef like you get backend, but your front still crash, oo.
Heh, make we talk true…
(Drums drop, bass groove starts)
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🔥 [Chorus – Afrobeat Melody]
🎶
Chale, your code no dey compile (compile!),
You dey chase girl, but you no get style (no style!).
You say you tech bro, but you dey offline (offline!),
404 love not found this time.
🎶
(Backup vocals: “Not found, not found, not fouuuund!”)
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💥 [Verse 1 – Rap (Afro bounce flow)]
Yo,
Chale from Ghana, fine boy with agenda,
Say he be tech king, but he move like blender.
Mix girl, mix gist, mix drama — render,
But when we check system, no real sender.
You dey talk about code, but your GitHub dry,
You dey talk about love, but your girls go cry.
You say “I’m in beta,” we say “Why lie?”
Every time e crash, you go blame Wi-Fi.
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⚡ [Verse 2 – Savage Punchlines]
You dey beef but your app no launch,
Whole squad dey chill, you dey munch.
Always online for babe’s DP,
But when we need commit, you go sleep.
You dey flex for Twitter with screenshot post,
But backend empty, just front-end boast.
You sabi toast girl with HTML,
But your CSS dey style fake well.
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🕶️ [Bridge – Afrobeat Flow + Hook Reprise]
🎶
Chale ooo, you no dey fear God?
You dey write sweet code but na fraud.
You say you dey soft like JSON load,
But your love story, bro — decode! 🎶
(Beat switch — percussion and log drums)
Rapper voice:
“Tech boy turn lover boy, but still no update.
You dey chase data, but your RAM dey hate.”
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🔥 [Verse 3 – Hardest Diss Verse]
Let’s go!
If love be API, you go get rate limit,
You dey use mouth like ChatGPT mimic.
Your vibe outdated, like Windows 8,
You dey flex with style, but your build dey late.
All your girls be testers, bro, they know,
You deploy love, then you go slow.
No CI/CD, no workflow,
Just heartbreak bugs — full stack sorrow.
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🎶 [Hook (Final – Afrobeat Anthem)]
🎵
Chale, your code no dey compile (compile!),
You dey chase girl, but you no get style (no style!).
You say you tech bro, but you dey offline (offline!),
404 love not found this time.
🎵
(Backup chorus chanting)
“Love not found! (aye!) Code not found! (woah!)
Swagger fake — shutdown now!”
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🕊️ [Outro – Spoken Freestyle / Savage Ending]
Heh,
Chale, next time you wan beef, test your logic first oo.
We dey write code, you dey write heartbreak.
We deploy peace, you deploy confusion.
Debug your love life, my guy… before you crash again.
(Beat fades with laughter and “Ayy Chale, chill small…” adlibs)
