[Verse 1: Male]
I’ve been drivin’ this truck since the crack of dawn,
Coffee cup’s empty, my bladder’s gone.
Radio’s blastin’, road signs flyin’,
But my legs are crossin’, I ain’t lyin’.
[Prechorus: Male]
Pull over, pull over, I’m beggin’ you,
This ain’t no joke, it’s a bathroom coup.
[Chorus: Male & Female]
Need to use the bathroom, can’t hold it no more,
Feet doin’ the dance, hands on the door.
Find me a gas station, a tree, or a ditch,
I’m desperate, honey, life’s a… tricky switch.
[Verse 2: Female]
Boy, you always wait ‘til the last dang mile,
Swear it’s a pattern, your bathroom style.
I told you at breakfast, told you at lunch,
But now you’re squirmin’, I got a hunch.
[Prechorus: Female]
Hold tight, hold tight, it’s just up ahead,
Or do we need a bucket instead?
[Chorus: Male & Female]
Need to use the bathroom, can’t hold it no more,
Feet doin’ the dance, hands on the door.
Find me a gas station, a tree, or a ditch,
I’m desperate, honey, life’s a… tricky switch.