“I Think I Sharted on the Fourth of July”

Verse 1

Fired up the grill about half past noon,

Thought I’d eat another brat real soon.

Potato salad, beans piled high,

I should’ve listened to that little warning sign.

Chorus

🎶 I think I sharted on the Fourth of July,

Still waving my flag, but I’m not gonna lie.

The fireworks boomed, and so did I…

Should’ve skipped that extra slice of pie!

Red, white, blue… oh what a day,

Some memories just won’t wash away! 🎶

Verse 2

Grandma asked, “You okay, dear?”

I said, “Just enjoying the freedom here.”

Made a quick walk, nice and slow,

Praying nobody would ever know.

Bridge

The kids had sparklers, the sky was bright,

I disappeared before the big fireworks night.

Found a bathroom just in time…

Well… mostly. It was close enough this time.

Final Chorus

🎶 I think I sharted on the Fourth of July,

The neighbors laughed till they started to cry.

I’ll still come back for burgers next year,

But maybe skip the beans and root beer!

Raise your flags and have a blast,

Some stories are built to last.

Here’s to freedom, friends, and pie…

Just bring an extra pair of shorts next July! 🎶