Path of the golden

(Slow spoken word)

In the great balls beginning

It was Void

Without life

Until the holy cats came along in their crystal ship

(Purr purr purr!)

With the great purr of creation,

Life roared fourth

(Purr purr purr!)

The Kitty goes meow meow meow

And we all jump to attention

Here is your ball

Here is your string

Here is your food

Here is your drink

Here is some nip

Don't worry we'll look the other way!

(Purr purr purr!)

We are the golden

(Purr purr purr!)

Every action from the cats

a secret message from the gods

Listen close we’ll teach you the code

A mouse in your shoe,

you need to eat better.

Cat plays with holy string,

You need more time outside

Great cat chases ball,

You need more exercise.

Holy cat cuddles close

Rest your mind and soul.

The Kitty goes meow meow meow

And we all jump to attention

Here is your ball

Here is your string

Here is your food

Here is your drink

Here is some nip

Don't worry we'll look the other way!

(Purr purr purr!)

We are the golden

(Purr purr purr!)

If thy cat rubs across your leg

It has claimed you as theirs.

Rejoice for you are blessed!

Oh you are blessed.

They're purr will heal your pain (holy cats)

They’re play will heal you sadness (holy cats)

They’re cuddling will awaken your soul (holy cats)

The Kitty goes meow meow meow

And we all jump to attention

Here is your ball

Here is your string

Here is your food

Here is your drink

Here is some nip

Don't worry we'll look the other way!

(Purr purr purr!)

We are the golden

(Purr purr purr!)

We worship at the feeding bowl

We bow at the holy feet

The whiskers show the way

When the world's gone astray

so remember night and day

It's the holy cats that show the way.

The Kitty goes meow meow meow

And we all jump to attention

Here is your ball

Here is your string

Here is your food

Here is your drink

Here is some nip

Don't worry we'll look the other way!

(Purr purr purr!)

We are the golden

(Purr purr purr!)

Purr in our hearts

Kitty mask on our face

Staff in our hands

Tool belt on our waist

(Purr purr purr!)

We are the golden

(Purr purr purr!)

Fish are great!