

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Tiny paws big heart tiny Glock in my cart (skrrt) Front yard fent, backyard bark I’m the tail in the dark Palm tree post watchin’ traffic roll slow Lil squirrel brown fur eyes low Mailbox spot I’m servin’ acorn packs Chipmunk runner got stripes move stacks I dodge hawks and Crown Vics alike If it chirp once I’m gone like a bike Neighbor’s pit know my name on sight He just bark I just laugh then bite [Chorus] I’m a nutty little gangsta posted by the trash can (posted up) Tail still wavin’ but I’m really ’bout that action (yeah yeah) South Central squirrel I don’t ever do relaxin’ Countin’ all these nuts and I’m pimpin’ out the alley cats, man Nutty little gangsta posted by the trash can (trash can) Tail still wavin’ but I’m really ’bout that action (that action) South Central squirrel got the whole block askin’ “How that tiny thing got the whole hood crackin’?” [Verse 2] I hit the fence like a four-door car One jump two yards three yards far Old lady screamin’ “Get off my grass!” I’m in her bird feeder shovelin’ fast Stray cat whining talkin’ ’bout “I’m cold” I toss a fish bone tell her “hit this stroll” (go) Nine lives, nine tricks on Fig at night She bring shells back I split ’em right Got crows for the lookout rats for the stash Blue jay whistle if it’s cops that pass I’m five inches tall but I run these blocks Treehouse trap with the deadbolt locks [Chorus] I’m a nutty little gangsta posted by the trash can (posted up) Tail still wavin’ but I’m really ’bout that action (hey!) South Central squirrel I don’t ever do relaxin’ Countin’ all these nuts and I’m pimpin’ out the alley cats, man Nutty little gangsta posted by the trash can (trash can) Tail still wavin’ but I’m really ’bout that action (that action) South Central squirrel got the whole block askin’ “How that tiny thing got the whole hood crackin’?” [Bridge] [beat drops to bass and snaps] From the gutter to the gutter guard climb wires, climb walls life hard Every day’s fall every night’s frost I stash more seeds so nothing lost [Chorus] I’m a nutty little gangsta posted by the trash can (uh) Tail still wavin’ but I’m really ’bout that action (ooh) South Central squirrel I don’t ever do relaxin’ Countin’ all these nuts and I’m pimpin’ out the alley cats, man
Tags
rap, Gritty West Coast bounce, swung drums and rubbery bass, playful but tough energy. Male vocals with a sly, animated delivery, stacking ad-libs and call‑and‑response hooks. Minimal keys and eerie synths in the verses; chorus explodes with gang vocals and doubled leads. Occasional record-stop FX on punchlines to spotlight the comedy-thug contrast.
2:11
No
3/1/2026