[Verse 1]
I tried to text my love
"You're sweet as pie"
But autocorrect chimed in
Typing "You reek of rye"
Now she's mad
Her face turns red
All because my phone messed with what I said
[Chorus]
Damn you autocorrect
You're wrecking my thoughts
Twisting my message
Leaving me caught
I meant to say love
But you wrote shove
Now I’m explaining why I’m not a jerk above
[Verse 2]
I said
"Let's Netflix and chill tonight"
Instead it typed "Let's net fish and thrill the fight"
I meant romance
Some popcorn too
But now we're in a boat searching for some trout to brew
[Chorus]
Damn you autocorrect
You're wrecking my vibe
Messing with everything I try to describe
I wanted a hug
But you typed slug
Now I’m dodging punches like a boxing pug
[Bridge]
You turn "happy" into "nap pie
" you can't be stopped
You turned "rainbow" to "brain crow
" now I’m cropped
You made "baby" into "rabbi
" my mom’s confused
How did my thumbs and you become such amused?
[Verse 3]
I posted "I care
" but it came out "I scare"
Now I’m ghosting everyone because they won’t dare
This tech rebellion’s driving me cruel
Who’s in charge
Me or this devil’s tool?