Blaming It on the Michelob
Verse 1
Friday or Saturday night, sun sinkin' low,
Cooler full and the speakers on slow.
Laughed too hard, lost track of time,
One more bottle and I crossed that line.
Pre-Chorus
Started dancin' like nobody knows,
Singin' every song a little off-key though.
Chorus
I'm blaming it on the Michelob,
Had me feeling ten feet off the road.
Said things I probably shouldn't have said,
Woke up laughing, shaking my head.
If you saw me cutting up all night,
Don't judge me in the morning light.
It wasn't me... at least I hope—
I'm blaming it on the Michelob.
Verse 2
Called my buddies, bought another round,
Next thing I knew, everybody gathered 'round.
Told old stories like they were brand new,
Even started line dancing in my boots.
Verse 3 (Funny)
Thought I was a cowboy ridin' tall,
Climbed on a cooler like I'd never fall.
Yelled, "Watch this!" with a big ol' grin,
Hit the grass... then did it again.
Verse 4 (Funny)
Tried to flirt, thought I was smooth,
Forgot the words halfway through.
Asked my wife, "You come here much?"
She rolled her eyes and said, "A little too much!"
Pre-Chorus
Everybody laughing, phones held high,
Guess I'm going viral by the end of the night.
Chorus
I'm blaming it on the Michelob,
Had me feeling ten feet off the road.
Said things I probably shouldn't have said,
Woke up laughing, shaking my head.
If you saw me cutting up all night,
Don't judge me in the morning light.
It wasn't me... at least I hope—
I'm blaming it on the Michelob.
Bridge
Tomorrow I'll drink water, swear I'm through,
But tonight the jukebox knows just what to do.
Raise 'em high, let the good times flow,
Just don't let grandma see the video.
Breakdown
Lost my keys, found somebody else's truck,
Spent ten minutes wishin' everybody luck.
Looked for my shades till the sunrise glow...
They were on my head the whole dang show!
Final Chorus
I'm blaming it on the Michelob,
Good friends, good laughs, that's how it goes.
Making memories we'll all retell,
Even if we can't remember them that well.
Here's to nights we'll never outgrow,
With a smile and a "cheers" before we go.
If anyone asks, well now you know—
I'm blaming it on the Michelob.
Outro
Yeah, don't blame my heart, don't blame my soul...
If I sang too loud, danced too bold,
Or hugged strangers like friends of old...
I'm just blaming it on the Michelob. 🍻🤠
Verse 5
Cracked the last one, said, "This is it,"
Set it down and called it quits.
Then my favorite song came on the radio,
Buddy tossed me one and said, "Here you go!"
I said, "Just one more," with a guilty grin...
Next thing I knew, we were dancing again.
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