Kindergarten Rap

One day One day

i was sitting in school

trying to follow

that simple golden rule

be kind

courteous remember your pencil

but it stuck in my mind

like that overdue rental

You see the reason why

man i was thinking of her

the girl i prefer

to all other girls

are not like her

Shes fine shes nice

shes the one that i love

so stay away guys or you might get hurt

like me you see i was dating her

How we met

i was with my homeboy Mac

we were going to a dance

the place was called Ludlow

it was a house for bingo

We started to rap

we started to vogue

Mac got tired and he wanted to go

i said why

he said all the girls look like guys

I said hey look over there

shes a mass fine dame

he said get a life Homie

shes too sexy of a babe

I figured why not give it a try

i aint no ugly guy

the worst that could happen i could

breakdown and cry

So I made my move

gave her my numbers

she smiled at me and said

sure i will call

so i ran off with Mac

and we had a ball

When i got home

i heard the phone ring

i said it must be that girl

it must be that queen

then i heard another ring

so i picked up the phone

she said hi

i said hello

So there ya go

that was my story

that was my flow

so there ya go

now ya know

remember those words

Cause I ain't saying no more