Twisted Wishmaster (Calypso)

Welcome to the game, one wish on the line,

I’m the devil in a suit with a fucked-up mind.

Say your prayer, hold tight — it's your final audition,

This is Twisted Metal, I grant death with precision.

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I’m Calypso — chaos crowned, king of carnage,

Make your dreams come true… with a demon's varnish.

You want revenge? Fame? That sweet ass cash?

I'll twist that shit up till you're burnin’ in ash.

You came to play in my deathmatch maze,

Where the prize is a curse wrapped up in praise.

I orchestrate pain with a sadist grin,

You ask for heaven, I gift your sin.

No gods above, no rules below,

Just molten steel and a blood-red glow.

Your soul’s the cost, your ride’s your tomb,

Every track I lay's a fucking doom room.

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🎵 "Wish on a whisper, blood for a prize,

You deal with Calypso? Say your goodbyes.

One twisted favor, one fatal game,

You won't leave whole — but you'll leave with my name." 🎵

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I gave Sweet Tooth that eternal flame,

Now he carves a path through a world insane.

Dollface cried for beauty, ain't that cute?

Now she hides behind a porcelain suit.

You think you smart? You ain’t shit to me.

I'm the puppetmaster of your misery.

Want your daughter back? Your kingdom reborn?

I’ll give her life — in a body that’s torn.

Wishes granted, but not how you planned,

I flip the script with a gory hand.

Every fool that fights for a dream I spin,

Gets dragged through Hell with a toothy grin.

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🎵 "Wish on a whisper, blood for a prize,

You deal with Calypso? Say your goodbyes.

One twisted favor, one fatal game,

You won't leave whole — but you'll leave with my name." 🎵

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I built a war from the wrecks of the lost,

Watch ‘em kill for a wish, never mind the cost.

My tower’s tall with a view of despair,

Where losers rot and champions never dare.

I’m that voice in your head that says “fuck it all,”

That drive for power when you’re about to fall.

You wanted justice? You wanted truth?

Now your justice screams from a flaming booth.

So come, contestant — place your bet,

I’m Calypso, bitch, I never forget.

You think you'll win, rewrite your fate?

The house always wins — now die in hate.

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So say your wish, one last breath,

I'll twist your hope into beautiful death.

Twisted Metal, judgment day,

Calypso laughs while you fade away.