Dysfunctional family
It’s ya sis, K from that what, dirty South/Bout to tell you bout a family that’s so throwed off
Dysfunctional family from the youngest to old/please cover up the baby so she won’t catch cold
Two bay bay kids kicked out of preschool/ one snatched the teacher’s wig, the other said "That's cool!"
And Mom’s the real reason they are no longer there
She told the teacher "Baldylocks grow you some hair"
And Speaking of the mother she thinks she’s a looker
Showed up to the school like a $5 hooker
Breast popping out shorts up to her bladder
Her husband tried to tell her but it really didn’t matter
And speaking of the husband he’s been creeping on the low
Found out “he is the father” on paternity show
Was on the up and up now it’s all gone south
And all his extra money goes to feed that extra mouth
Dysfunctional Family many of us got one
For some it's a nightmare for some it can be fun
All you can do, is try to be your best
You can break that that family curse, so keep praying for the rest
Grandma Lucy that woman’s so bougie Rocking her Depends on the back it says JUICY
Tried to make a Tiktok, dropped low did a dip
And now she’s out of service like her poor right hip
Grandpa Dave, don't even get me started
Laying on the couch like he's dearly departed
He eats and he sleeps and when his sleep’s in full bloom
Sounds like a bulldozer crashing in the living room
This family is fiction, but for some it’s a fact
They wish they had the power to send them all back
I thank God for my family despite our flaws
I got nothing but love for every last one of y’all
Big Love
Kmor
