Dysfunctional Family

Dysfunctional family

It’s ya sis, K from that what, dirty South/Bout to tell you bout a family that’s so throwed off

Dysfunctional family from the youngest to old/please cover up the baby so she won’t catch cold

Two bay bay kids kicked out of preschool/ one snatched the teacher’s wig, the other said "That's cool!"

And Mom’s the real reason they are no longer there

She told the teacher "Baldylocks grow you some hair"

And Speaking of the mother she thinks she’s a looker

Showed up to the school like a $5 hooker

Breast popping out shorts up to her bladder

Her husband tried to tell her but it really didn’t matter

And speaking of the husband he’s been creeping on the low

Found out “he is the father” on paternity show

Was on the up and up now it’s all gone south

And all his extra money goes to feed that extra mouth

Dysfunctional Family many of us got one

For some it's a nightmare for some it can be fun

All you can do, is try to be your best

You can break that that family curse, so keep praying for the rest

Grandma Lucy that woman’s so bougie Rocking her Depends on the back it says JUICY

Tried to make a Tiktok, dropped low did a dip

And now she’s out of service like her poor right hip

Grandpa Dave, don't even get me started

Laying on the couch like he's dearly departed

He eats and he sleeps and when his sleep’s in full bloom

Sounds like a bulldozer crashing in the living room

This family is fiction, but for some it’s a fact

They wish they had the power to send them all back

I thank God for my family despite our flaws

I got nothing but love for every last one of y’all

Big Love