He the only man that will make you cut a conversation short with a fine ass woman and you just walk away then slow down as if you seen something and then just look away clinch your ass cheeks tight and just hope and pray that his ass will just go away
[Chorus]
It's poop man no amount of money or strength can stop him when he shows up it's game over he takes control of your mind body and soul da poop man is in control it's poop man myniga poooop mannnn
[Verse] 2
He will show up on your first date at the restaurant have you in da bathroom so long she will know poop man got you where he want you on the toilet sweating after you showered up for ya hot date now poop man done ruined everything got ya ass funky poop man do what he wants too
[Chorus]
It's poop man no amount of money or strength can stop him when he shows up it's game over he takes control of your mind body and soul da poop man is in control it's poop man myniga poooop mannnn
[[Verse] 3
Sometimes he will show mercy and let you buy some time with a few farts but if you dont take the hint and start looking for that bathroom poopman take that as disrespect and that next fart you think you can get away with will be poopman in full effect you only will have minutes left he will slide down your leg if he have too ain't no stopping him
[Bridge]
It's poop man myniga no amount of money or strength can stop him when he shows up it's game over he takes control of your mind body and soul da poop man is in control it's poop man myniga poooop mannn the original bully make the toughest man bow down he dont care about nothing but shitting and getting out that ass whenever he ready no matter the situation or occasion
[Outro]
Even his worst enemy Mr constipation will harden poop man up and try and hold him for awhile but in the end poop man will find his way out he will have you in pain make you go to the emergency room and they will set poop man free or if not poop man will take you straight out
