We set sail to find some gold
Yo hoho ho hahaha
No gold but ladies young and old
Yo hoHO Ho ha ha HA
There was one who took me eye
Yo haha haha ha HO
She be the finest thats no lie
Yo haha haha HAHO
[Chorus]
All us pirates want is rum
For a bit of ragamuffin fun
No care for time by counting suns
Play that banjo pip, now watch him strum
[Banjo plays]
Grab your willy and show your sword
Yo hoho yoho haha
Stomp that foot take 3 steps forward
Yo hoho yoho haha
Laugh at the blind man falling down
Yo haha haha ha Ho
He lay there staring up her gown
Yo haha haha hoho
that's the pirates way now don't be silly
That's why I say grab your willy
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Dance with me while we be merry
It's no wonder we hate fairys
Cos they too small and far too pretty
To grab there ass while she grabs my willy
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Haha hoho that's the pirate way
Haha ho ho fight another day
Today we drink cheers to you Billy
Swing your rum and grab your willy