Rap battles of whatever
We have a great debate for you tonight
Which witch is better will you choose right
Alright ladies start the fight
(Verse 1: Sabrina Spellman)
From Westbridge, I'm first on the scene you could pick,
Just a point of my finger's my magical trick.
I balance my homework with Other Realm quests,
And put all you wannabe witches to tests.
My aunts taught me magic, my cat taught me sass,
So step to the side and let this teen witch pass.
(Verse 2: Samantha Stephens)
That's cute, dear, but let a true classic appear,
I've been charming the world for decades, my dear.
One twitch of my nose and the whole room is clean,
The original queen of the magical scene.
I try to live mortal, for Darrin's sake, you see,
But there's no spell to stop all this talent in me.
(Verse 3: Endora)
Mortal? Samantha, that word is a curse!
And things for poor "Durwood" are about to get worse.
I pop in with flair, dripping jewels and disdain,
Causing chaos and storms, thunder, lightning, and rain.
You girls are all amateurs, playing with toys,
While I'm turning mortals to miserable boys.
(Verse 4: Willow Rosenberg)
You talk about chaos? I practically wrote
The book on the subject, a dark anecdote.
From shy little Wiccan to peeling off skin,
Just ask Warren Mears where a vengeance begins.
I've saved the whole world and I've tried to destroy it,
So a word of advice? Don't you dare get me sorted.
(Verse 5: Piper Halliwell)
A solo act's cute, but try the Power of Three,
There's no demon in hell that could ever touch me.
I started by freezing the hands on the clock,
Now I make all my enemies totally rock...
Then I blow them to bits with a flick of my hand,
The protector of innocents all through the land.
(Verse 6: Melisandre)
Your "innocents" bore me, your power is slight,
For the night is still dark and it's full of my might.
I birth shadow assassins to murder a king,
And see in my flames what the future will bring.
You play with your powers, but I follow His laws,
My magic serves purpose, my faith has no flaws.
(Verse 7: Fiona Goode)
Faith? Darling, please. I'm my own deity here,
The baddest Supreme that you all should rightly fear.
Dressed head to toe in the finest of black,
With the Seven Wonders performed at my back.
I'd drain your life force just to get rid of a wrinkle,
Your dim little sparks can't compete with my twinkle.
(Verse 8: Wanda Maximoff)
You call that a twinkle? I call it a joke,
I rewrote a whole town with the grief that I spoke.
My power is Chaos, it comes from my soul,
I put all of reality under my control.
I've battled with Thanos, I've altered the scripts,
The Scarlet Witch stands with the world at her fingertips.
(Verse 9: Tabitha Stephens)
A world at your fingertips? That's quite a hex,
But you all seem to forget who is coming up next.
I'm the daughter of legends, with magic and grace,
Born to put every power right back in its place.
My mom's classic twitch and my grandma's grand style,
The future of witchcraft has been here all the while.
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