[Intro]
Clock in, hard hat, lunchbox in the break room
Everybody’s smiling when the conveyor starts to boom
[Verse 1]
Punch the timecard, grab your safety shoes
There’s a very special job we’ve gotta do
Quality control with a clipboard in my hand
Making sure each cheek is up to plan
The foreman shouts, “Keep that rhythm tight!”
The packing crew is working left and right
No one here is lazy, everybody’s got a role
We’re putting premium cheekiness into every soul
[Pre-Chorus]
If you hear the whistle, better move your feet
There’s a fresh batch rolling down the factory street
[Chorus]
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
We work all day with remarkable accuracy
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
Making every pair a certified masterpiece
[Post-Chorus]
Left cheek, right cheek, check the symmetry
Stamp it, stack it, ship it out with dignity
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
[Verse 2]
Earl runs the forklift, Sally runs the press
Marty labels cartons with a flourish and a guess
The break room coffee tastes like mystery stew
But one bite of the donuts makes the whole crew say, “Woo!”
We’ve got a union song and matching coveralls
A motivational poster taped beside the halls
It says, “Aim high, sit proud, give your best!”
So we nod like professionals and never question the rest
[Pre-Chorus]
When the lunch bell rings, we all parade
Past the polished products that our hard work made
[Chorus]
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
We work all day with remarkable accuracy
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
Making every pair a certified masterpiece
[Bridge]
Who keeps the standards high? We do!
Who makes the strange dream true? We do!
Round and round the rollers go
Look at that shine, look at that show!
If your office job is feeling flat
Come on down and imagine that
[Breakdown]
Check it! Pack it! Give it one more squeeze!
Ship it! Stamp it! Quality with ease!
Check it! Pack it! Hear the whole crew say—
“We’re the cheeks that make your workday!”
[Final Chorus]
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
We work all day with remarkable accuracy
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
Making every pair a certified masterpiece
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
If you need a little lift, you know where we’ll be
Down at the butt cheek factory
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
Clock out proud and shake responsibly
[Outro]
Down at the butt cheek factory!
At the butt cheek FACTORY!
Punch out, everybody—same time tomorrow!