Thanks for Being You (So I Don't Have To)

Verse 1

Glitter, fake smiles, yeah, you think you're real sweet,

But I see right through all your shiny, sick routine.

You play pretend with your plastic clique,

But you’re more see-through than glass, yeah, real slick.

Thanks for the act, it’s a joke, such a bore,

Watching you copy, rewind, and encore.

I’m over your games and your candy-coated lies,

The mask you wear is just a cheap disguise.

Oh, thanks for being you — yeah, I mean it!

Makes it easier to cut you loose, don’t need it.

Your “perfect” act, I’m done with the show,

Thanks for making it clear, so I’ll know where not to go!

Oh, yeah, thanks for being you, so I don’t have to.

Verse 2

Dripping with drama, yeah, you’re such a scene,

But all I see’s a rerun on a busted screen.

Flexing your lies like they’re so “avant-garde,”

But all I see’s another clone with no heart.

You sparkle like glitter, but it’s just for the 'gram,

Empty like your promises, fake as your glam.

Sugar and plastic, I’m losing my mind,

But thanks for making it easy to leave you behind.

Oh, thanks for being you — yeah, it’s real nice,

Watching you drown in your sugar and spice.

No realness here, just a cheap imitation,

Thanks for showing me your true dedication!

Oh, yeah, thanks for being you, so I don’t have to.

Oh, you’re the queen of the scene, queen of deceit,

Wrapped in your fake world, you’re stuck on repeat.

Keep your crowd of plastic fans,

I’ll be out here where I can breathe, understand?

I'll rip off your dumb, plastic face

BITCH!

AAHHHHH!

ARF ARF!

Thank you, thank you, for the show,

For being the reason I know where not to go!

Thanks for being you — yeah, it’s a blessing,

No room for your poison, I’m done with the stressing.

Plastic and hollow, I see what’s true,

Thanks for being yourself — so I don’t have to!

Oh, yeah, thanks for being you, so I don’t have to.

So fake, so hollow, just glitter and glue,

I’ll thank you forever for being so… you.

Watch me wave goodbye as I’m on my way through,

Thank you for being you… so I don’t have to.