You are not him

You no girl’s type, you no girl’s dream,

Talk a big game but it’s all just meme.

Swipe all night, get left on seen,

Toothpick boy, you ain’t on the team.

You so skinny, bro, you might just crack,

Stand sideways, you straight disappear like that.

Talk about girls, but you never get action,

Closest you get is your own reflection.

You so fat, when you went to space,

They thought a new planet just joined the race.

You so ugly, it’s a full-on disaster,

Name you Hurricane Fool — Category Laughter.

You no girl’s type, you no girl’s dream,

Talk a big game but it’s all just meme.

Swipe all night, get left on seen,

Toothpick boy, you ain’t on the team.

Every crush you got, bruh, it ends real tragic,

Girls run away like you practice black magic.

You try to spit game but you got no flow,

Cupid took aim, but he said, “nah bro.”

You still dreamin’ while we livin’ life,

You ain’t boyfriend, you ain’t husband type.

Your love life’s faker than a Photoshop pic,

Romance for you’s just a Netflix flick.

[Hook] (repeat)

You no girl’s type, you no girl’s dream,

Talk a big game but it’s all just meme.

Swipe all night, get left on seen,

Toothpick boy, you ain’t on the team